Текст песни «Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)»

You’re back now at the Jack-off Hour, This is DJ Eaazy Dick On W-Balls. Right now something new by Snoop Doggy Dogg, And this one goes out to the ladies from all the guys. A big bow wow wow ‘Cause we gonna make it a little misty here tonight. This is DJ Eazy Dick On the station that slaps you across your fat ass With a fat dick. [Verse 1: Nate Dogg] When I met you last night, baby, Before you opened up your gap, I had respect for you, lady, But now I take it all back. ‘Cause you gave me all your pussy, And you even licked my balls, Leave your number on the cabinet, And I promise, baby, I’ll give you a call. Next time I’m feelin’ kinda horny, You can come on over And I’ll break you off. And if you can’t fuck that day, baby, Just lay back and open your mouth, ‘Cause I have never met a girl That I love in the whole wide world. [Verse 2: Kurupt] Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I’d always be broke, I’d never have no mothafuckin’ indo to smoke, I gets loced and loony, Bitch, you can’t do me! Do we look like BBD, you hoochie groupie? I have no love for hoes, That’s something that I learned in Tha Pound, So how the fuck am I supposed To pay this ho just to lay this ho? I know the pussy’s mine, Imma fuck a couple more times, And then I’m through with it, There’s nothing else to do with it. Pass it to the homie, now you hit it, Pass it to the homie, now you hit it, ‘Cause she ain’t nothing but a bitch to me, And y’all know that bitches ain’t shit to me! I gives a fuck Why don’t y’all pay attention, Approach her with a different proposition. I’m Kurupt, ho, You’ll never be my only one, trick ass bitch! [Chorus:] It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none, It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none, It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none, It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none. [Verse 3: Snoop Doggy Dogg] Guess who back in the mothafuckin’ house With a fat dick for your mothafuckin’ mouth? Hoes recognize, niggas do too, ‘Cause when bitches get scandalous and pull a voodoo, What you gon do? You really don’t know, So I’d advise you not to trust that ho. Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch Knowin’ damn well I’m too caught up with my grip! Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger, How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop Doggy? I’m all the above, I’m too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes, But see, it ain’t no fun If my homies can’t get a taste of it, ‘Cause you know I don’t love ‘em. [Verse 4: Warren G] Hey, now you know, Inhale, exhale with my flow, One for the money, two for the bitches, Three to get ready and four to hit the switches In my Chevy, ’64, red to be exact, With bitches on my side and bitches on my back. So back up, bitch, because I’m strugglin’, So get on your knees and then start jugglin’ These mothafuckin’ nuts in your mouth! It’s me, Warren G, the nigga with the clout. [Chorus:] It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none, It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none, It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none, It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none.