Текст песни «A Quick Way to Gain Authority in Wales»

One day I was in a bar, And told locals to shut up The band was playing worse Than the "Anal Cunt" drunk They asked me if I'm better And I got up on the stage And then I wrote this punk song For any sex and age! Say hoo! (hoo!) Say yeah! (yeah!) Say oi! oi! oi! (oi! oi! oi!) Say Lenin was a zombie! (Lenin was a zombie!) So I started making noises Till the end of the night I could go on and on, But barman turned off the light And the next day they waited For me to come So I got up on the stage again And started the fun! Say hoo! (hoo!) Say yeah! (yeah!) Say oi! oi! oi! (oi! oi! oi!) Say Lenin was a zombie! (Lenin was a zombie!) That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!) That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!) That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!) That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!) But I wanted more, Wanted some experience. But public didn't like My new experiments. They wanted only stupid Songs and nothing else. And it was the last time I've visited Wales. Say hoo! (hoo!) Say yeah! (yeah!) Say oi! oi! oi! (oi! oi! oi!) Say Lenin was a zombie! (Lenin was a zombie!) That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!) That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!) That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!) That's how you gain authority! (in Wales!)