Текст песни Stuff It in the Closet — Hap Palmer

What shall we do with the broken clock?
Stuff it in the closet.
What shall we do with a rusty lock?
Stuff it in the closet.
What shall we do with a leaky pail?
Stuff it in the closet.
What shall we do with a bent up nail?
Stuff it in the closet.
Now open the door, just once more CRASH!
Oh no! Everything fell on the floor!
What shall we do with a moldy cake?
Stuff it in the closet.
What shall we do with a busted rake?
Stuff it in the closet.
What shall we do with a dusty mop?
Stuff it in the closet.
What shall we do when the corn won’t pop?
Stuff it in the closet.
Now open the door, just once more CRASH!
Oh no! Everything fell on the floor!
What shall we do with the doggie’s bone?
Stuff it in the closet.
What shall we do with a noisy phone?
Stuff it in the closet.
What shall we do with a single sock?
Stuff it in the closet.
And how 'bout kitty’s litter box?
Stuff it in the closet.
Now open the door, just once more CRASH!
Oh no! Everything fell on the floor!
Pick, pick, pick it up,
Push, push, push it in Pile it up to the top,
Slam the door and stop! …Now
Tip-toe, tip-toe past the door
Let’s not touch it any more