Текст песни «The Pictorial»

As his sperm dripped from the rag He felt used, used up, not so good Pictorial He wondered what she’d look like in a bikini, or a nice dress How she walked — why she’d done this thing Pictorial He didn’t think he’d like her too much — he wasn’t too rich She «liked older men» and «couldn’t be tied down» Pictorial She was plenty hot though, and she gave him a good stiff So he shoved her under the mattress for later Pictorial And he was feeling bad about this non-romance So he shoved his thing back into his pants Sperm dripped from the rag Pictorial