Текст песни «This Is a Test»

Ladies and gentleman We are experiencing technical difficulties Warning: This is a total blackout Please stand by as we are currently testing our systems Testing lighting equipment: LED screens Testing blinders Testing lasers Testing 3D video Testing pyro-technics. Stand by Ok — We are about to do a full-frequency sweep Twenty hertz Fifty hertz Two hundred hertz Four hundred fourty hertz One kilohertz Two kilohertz Five kilohertz Ten kilohertz Ok — Subwoofer kick test Balance check: Left channel — The sound should now be at the left speaker Right channel — The sound should now be at the right speaker Left channel Right channel Left channel Right channel Left channel Right channel Left channel Right channel Left, right [20x] This is a test This is a test This is a test Before proceeding with the show we’ll have to do one more test: Testing at maximum volume Starting in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one This is a test This is a test